Willow Creek, CA Trip - Checking In - Friday, 12/28/12

I've been taking a ton of pictures and video of my trip from Portland down to San Francisco.
I just settled in to my cottage in Willow Creek.  Cell phones don't work too well up here, so here is a photo just to prove I'm still alive.  This is town is Bigfoot heaven. While this picture below was being taken. I heard a Bigfoot howl and a bunch of dogs started barking like crazy. I swear.

Home Sweet Home.

I'll have about 100 new photos and some videos up soon.

Bigfoot photo of the day

This photo was sent to me today from a friend of a friend.  Bigfoot sightings are becoming more and more common as everyone has a camera on their phone. It was taken in the state of Washington. I can't say the name of the guy who took the picture because I don't know him personally so I don't want to write anything that he hasn't said directly. But it comes from a very trustworthy source.

Facebook status update: Just saw Bigfoot in my backyard.

12/24 Update - Portland - Willow Creek - San Francisco

I'm spending Christmas in the city of Hemet, California this year. Then on 12/26 I head up to Portland for 2 stand up shows, (I'll list the locations and times below, since clicking on the "Tour Dates" section of this website is useless.)

Hemet, CA, the poor mans Riverside.

After Portland, I'm driving down the 5 Interstate down through Oregon to Willow Creek, CA.
If your not familiar with Willow Creek, then your a normal person.
If you do know what Willow Creek is famous for, you don't have a girlfriend, but you do get turned on by the photo below.

Single, Black Female, 7'6",
like's playing "hard to get"

Willow Creek, is the #1 Bigfoot hotspot in the world.  Its a few miles south of where the famous Patterson Gimlin footage was filmed.  More sightings occur here than any other place on earth.
So basically I'm using my vacation to walk around the woods of the Pacific Northwest staring at tree's and feeling like I'm "Being Watched."
My mom faked her enthusiasm.  "Ohhh, your still going on that Bigfoot trip" 
Like most people, I'm sure she thought I was joking, but people should know by now that my jokes aren't that funny!

*if you email me at chrisgehrtcomedy@gmail.com by 12/28 with your mailing address. I'll send you a postcard from Willow Creek.

After I make contact with the creature using the bait below. I drive down to San Francisco for the Niners game on 12/30.

One box for me,  one for the squatch!  We can split the Bugles.

I love "Fudge Rounds", and they are always hard to find. So I stocked up. Anyways,  ..
The 49ers got a big game on 12/30 since they lost to Seattle tonight.  They gotta win this game against Arizona to clinch the division. If they lose, the only thing that will keep me from dying is the fact that I will be there with a photo of a Bigfoot in my pocket.
But they wont lose.

Guarding the presents.

So if you are one of the 10 people that actually read this website  (and I sincerely appreciate it that you do!) and you happen to live in the Portland area, stop on by one of the shows listed below and say hi.  If not, I should be putting a bunch of cool pictures and videos up in the next few days. (Comedy shows, Portlandia filming locations, Willow Creek stuff, etc.)
So stay tuned!  Happy Holidays!

Curious Comedy show
Thursday, 12/275225 NE Martin Luther King Blvd
Portland, OR
8:00pm

Gypsy Restaurant
Thursday, 12/27625 NW 21st Ave
Portland, OR
9:30pm – late

What is the song in the Zales commercial?

If your wondering what the name of the song is in the "Zales" commercial that everyone likes, its called

"If it wasnt for you" by the band Various Cruelties.

Putting this song in their ad is the smartest thing they have done since 1996.  Back when "Zales" was a powerhouse of suburban jewelry, dominating sales at the Fox River Mall in Appleton Wisconsin!

Here is their official website where you can watch the video.

http://www.variouscruelties.com/

Mavrick Artists Holiday Party 2012

The Mavrick Artists Holiday party was this past week.

Goldberg, Gehrt, The Greg Wilson, and The Jizzmaster.

Sights and Sounds - 49ers vs Dolphins

Here are some shots from last weeks 49ers vs Dolphins game.

Outside "The Stick"

Candlestick park around 11am. 2 hours before kick off.

Vernon Davis warms up.

This die hard fan was also at the park early. Watch out ladies!

49ers Mascot, "Sourdough Sam" does some weird dancing, earning his 8 bucks an hour.

Me and Zullo at the game.
I'm wearing my free promotional X-ray sunglasses!  Thanks Capital One!

Final Score

Dolphins Defeated

Batista!

I got to hang with Actor and former WWE superstar Dave Bautista the other day.   He and his friend John are super cool.  Check out Dave in the new movie "The Man with the Iron Fists" in theaters now!

You never know what to do with your hands in these types of photo's.
A: Do I make the "fist" too?
B: Do I put my right arm around him?
C: Do I give the "peace" sign?

ANSWER:  Anything but  C.

Comedian to watch: The Greg Wilson

If you haven't seen comedian "The Greg Wilson" before, your missing out.  This guy kills it on stage every night.  He is one of the funniest guys working today. With over 20 years in the stand up game, he is a master comedian.

Check out the video below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpUZYvW9NWg

Sights and Sounds - Slash Concert at the Wiltern

Slash played the Wiltern theater in L.A. on December 2nd and put on a killer show. 

Here are a few pictures.

The line was around the block but it moved fast. Like a gang bang!

The Merch stand. I got a new patch for my jean jacket.
But where is the Male Thong?

I ran into fellow comedian Greg Garner.  He was high as fuck!

A serious photo. For serious morons.

Slash played hits from GNR, Velvet Revolver and his solo albums. Every song kicks ass. And Myles Kennedy is one hell of a singer. He fucking killed it on the song "Starlight." The whole band was great. They closed the show with "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Paradise City."

This show kicked ass.

Dolphins vs 49ers

The Niners pounded the Dolphins this past weekend.   Pictures from the game will be posted soon!

I ran into Super Bowl XXIX Champion Eric Davis at the Airport on the way to the game.  He signed my ticket.  Eric is an analyst for the NFL Network and calls the 49ers games for the radio in SF.

The "Dexter"

In the 90's the popular hairstyle for women was called "The Rachel" inspired by Jennifer Aniston. In 2012 I am starting a new hairstyle for men called "The Dexter!"

Me and my "Dork Passenger"

How come this haircut hasn't caught on?  Because its fucking ridiculous!