49ers 2011-2012 season coverage (week 2 part 2)

49ers 2011-2012 Season Coverage (week 2, part 1)

I'll be posting pictures from every 49ers home game this season. After today's loss to the Vikings, I'm gonna just pretend it didn't happen and think about the fun time I had at the game last week when they beat Detroit.  I got season tickets this year and I was planning on them being undefeated.  Today's loss in Minnesota was a huge disappointment, even worse than that movie "The Master."

Let's begin by saying that San Francisco is ground zero for crazy people.  Its one big looney bin. I think that "Scarecrow" guy from the Batman movies must be the mayor.  Its like Venice without the beach. (don't get me started on Venice, that city could use a nice bulldozing)

One of my favorite spots to go eat up there is "Sears" restaurant on Powell street. I go bonkers for their breakfast as you can see in the photo below.

Don't tell Denny's I'm cheating on them.

Then we like to walk around the town aimlessly, complaining about how many hills there are.

Hill Street blues. 

When I was a kid I used to look at a lot of pictures of San Francisco. I always liked the pointy building which is named the TransAmerica pyramid.  Now that I'm a mature adult, I call it the Transgender pyramid.  Get it! Trans-Gender!  I guess you had to be there.

Note to self: next time make sure jersey doesn't look like a poncho.

Alcatraz.
 "Call me Al-Caltraz" as Paul Simon would say.

Sorry, that last Alcatraz joke was a stretch. .... I tried, I really did. Let's go to Chinatown!

Checking the price of rotten bananas.


 Read the bottom of the sign below.

No Exceptions!

Chinatown shop owners don't allow you to take any pictures. I'm assuming because PETA cant be too pleased with the endless supply of animals that are each slowly dying
in store windows because some guy wants to make soup with a Turtles Dick.  They have big buckets of skinned live fish that are gasping for air. Its pretty disturbing to see. Almost as painful as that overrated movie "The Master"  (that's 2 jokes about "The Master" for those that are keeping score)

Over at the Fisherman's Wharf, people gather to take pictures of the Sea Lions on the docks. These Sea Lions are like big ocean turds. They just lay around all day. They are like my roommate. Only they probably don't watch 8 hours of "The Simpson's" every day.

We share the ocean with these guys, that's why I don't swim in it!

But, while I was watching the sea lions I thought of a kick ass idea for the script for "Jaws 5."  If they ever make a "Jaws 5" it should start out like this. "A bunch of tourists are watching the sea lions on the docks, taking pictures, etc. All of a sudden you see the big Jaws fin heading towards a sea lion that has jumped into the water. The huge shark eats the sea lion and all of the tourists take pictures and video of it and it winds up on youtube. Thus creating a national fear and they call in Richard Dreyfus to come to San Francisco and fix the problem.  Or something along those lines, you can also add in a sub-story about the Mayor (Scarecrow) not wanting to close the beach because of a big "Gay Pride Beach Parade" or something.

Now let's get to the part we have all been waiting for ....  THE END!  Just kidding,
THE FOOTBALL GAME!

yeah, yeah, we get it,  you saw Alcatraz.

 Candlestick park is a pain in the ass to get to. It would be more convenient if the Niners played in Japan, Cuz at least I wouldn't have to take a plane, 3 busses and 2 trolleys to get there. But we finally made it down to the stadium.

How much to advertise on a gate?
 I guess just calling it "Gate 4" would have been a waste.

KP's Birthday

K.P. aka "Kid Pussy" had a birthday party at the Gaslite Karaoke bar in Santa Monica this week.  He surprised us by bringing some chick he met on the internet!  I hope he got the special hourly rate for his birthday!

Candles made of popsicles? 

K.P. is a cool dude that can play piano like a mother fucker. He also is a script-writing machine. This guy writes and actually FINISHES screenplays. Nobody I know ever finishes scripts.
 I got like 8 unfinished ones about Bigfoot and Jason Voorhees alone.

A duet with dudes.  A dude-ette!

 I met him when we were both on a football team in Venice and he was the only other guy that was normal. Our common interest in immature humor sealed the bond.

Everybody saaaay Jizz!

I've never seen KP ride a bicycle, but I bet he would look like an Asian Kermit the Frog.

How many dollars are in Dubins bank account.

K.P. is currently growing a "Fu Man Chu" mustache.  He likes to flaunt it in front of his parents who are mad that he never became a doctor.   K.P. lives on the edge. (of Culver City)

Wednesday 9/12

Sarah always claims that I don't put any pictures up of her because I don't want people to know I have a girlfirend.  She is correct.   Also it is hard to find pictures of her where she isn't angry!

Making life difficult since 2008.

SOA premieres this Tuesday 9/11. 10pm

Season 5 of Sons of Anarchy starts this Tuesday, September 11th.
Here are a few photos from this past weekends premiere.

Please turn off all cell phones and firearms.

Chucky brought some of his famous chilli.

They'd call him Johnny 600 if they knew the truth.

Aceveda for Mayor in 2012!

Dana White tries to recruit me to join UFC.

Yes, I realize I look the same in every picture, I need to work on a new "Photo Face."
 I'm starting to look like one of those cardboard cut outs that tourists get their picture taken with on Hollywood Blvd.

"Hank Knows"

My friend Josh Cowdery made this. I'm not gonna give any spoilers. But if you watch the show you know exactly whats up.

Football, Baseball, Geological rocks.

Dean Norris rules.
*prediction, I've been saying this for the last year, I still think Walt Jr. is going to get addicted to his dad's meth.

While we are on the subject of Kick-Ass tv shows.  Here is a list of some tv drama's that will blow your mind!  If you got the time, check them out.

Sons of Anarchy
Breaking Bad
Boss (haven't seen it, but heard its great)
The Wire
The Shield
Dexter
Friday Night Lights
Episodes
Walking Dead
Mad Men
and anything Guns N Roses related

Malibu

While heading up the PCH to go cruising by Axl's house, I decided to take a pit stop at a friendly oasis, "Dukes" restaurant in Malibu.

Owned by the leader of GIJoe.

I thought about what to order....

and then I saw the prices!  

I'll have the Fish & Chips and 2 glasses of water! 

I wonder if they take competitor coupons from "Denny's!"

Mavrick Comedy Showcase photos 8/29/12

Had a wild time at the Mavrick Comedy Showcase on Wednesday.  Here are a few photo's.

Dubin welcomed (scared) people as they arrived.

Comedian "Ant" checks out the scene backstage.

Bethany Dwyer, Dennis Haskins, and myself.

Brian Scolaro poses with a wax figure of Dubin.

I should have taken better pictures, or at least got pictures of the comics "on stage", but I was too busy pacing around in back trying to remember a 10 minute comedy set that I've done 100 times before!
I've seen better action photo's on a Topps football trading card.
Give me a break, I'm no Norbert Rockwell!