K.P. aka "Kid Pussy" had a birthday party at the Gaslite Karaoke bar in Santa Monica this week. He surprised us by bringing some chick he met on the internet! I hope he got the special hourly rate for his birthday!
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| Candles made of popsicles? |
K.P. is a cool dude that can play piano like a mother fucker. He also is a script-writing machine. This guy writes and actually
FINISHES screenplays. Nobody I know ever finishes scripts.
I got like 8 unfinished ones about Bigfoot and Jason Voorhees alone.
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| A duet with dudes. A dude-ette! |
I met him when we were both on a football team in Venice and he was the only other guy that was normal. Our common interest in immature humor sealed the bond.
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| Everybody saaaay Jizz! |
I've never seen KP ride a bicycle, but I bet he would look like an Asian Kermit the Frog.
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| How many dollars are in Dubins bank account. |
K.P. is currently growing a "Fu Man Chu" mustache. He likes to flaunt it in front of his parents who are mad that he never became a doctor. K.P. lives on the edge. (of Culver City)
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