The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards last night. I sat and watched them with two catty women who sat judging outfits as they wore clothes from "Forever 21" and "Ross".
Here is what we learned from the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards.
- Usher is apparently still relevant? I figured he'd be hocking energy drinks by now.
- Beyonce has more shitty songs than I knew of.
- watching the VMA's is the best way to feel old.
- you aren't homeless because of bad luck, most likely its because you can't read.
- apparently Lorde is in the "rock n roll" category
- Taylor Swift is on the fast track to wearing pant suits in her future.
- Katy Perry still has horrible taste in men.
- that host "Sway" is still working for MTV, that guy is like the new Kurt Loder.
- Reddit will have plenty of GIF's to pick from of Taylor Swift dancing bad.
- Maroon 5 actually survived playing songs outside in Inglewood.
- Jennifer Lopez does not like Miley Cyrus
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