Our year end awards ceremony took place at the very average "Corky's Diner" in the shadow of the 405 and 101 freeways in smog filled Van Nuys.
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| We'll have 8 waters please. |
Lets meet the Winners!
Most Hungover: Mike
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| Hungover, but never "hung" Mike rocks his wife beater and blank stare on and off the field. |
Male Enhancement Award: Bob
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| This was Bob's last game, as he is moving to Kansas City. His dedication to Comedy Football and his "Viagra type Vibe" will always be remembered by the fans. Bob's middle name is "Male Enhancement" |
Most Offensive: Rose
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| This "Team Mom" and part time Janis Joplin impersonator, keeps spirits high with her orange slices and sausage links from "Ralphs" |
Worst Attendance: Dan
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| When Dan is not doing anything else, he is attending football about 3 times a year. Still eating salad because he is still delusional about being an "actor". |
Magic Fingers Award: Joe
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| This "I'm eating Pussy" pose that Joe is doing is the most personality that he has shown all year. |
Creepist Defense: Coconut George
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| Nicknamed 'Coconut" because of his resemblance to the terrible boyfriend kid in the movie "The Decendants" |
Least Improved: Skye
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| The class clown, if you were in "Asshole Class" Phillip Seymor Hoffman hat sold separately. |
2013 MVP (that is white) : Chris
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| Showing up to play every Saturday, still working out his High School Football issues. |
2013 MVP (that is black) : Kamar
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| Too good to be playing with us. |
This fantastic group of losers had a great year and split the check 8 ways.
Our soggy playing field, full of used firecrackers and dog shit has given us many great memories.
And will continue to do so in 2014.
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| Trophy's courtesy of a local garage sale. |
All are welcome, but usually only the same
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| See you in 2014! |
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