12/24 Update - Portland - Willow Creek - San Francisco

I'm spending Christmas in the city of Hemet, California this year. Then on 12/26 I head up to Portland for 2 stand up shows, (I'll list the locations and times below, since clicking on the "Tour Dates" section of this website is useless.)

Hemet, CA, the poor mans Riverside.

After Portland, I'm driving down the 5 Interstate down through Oregon to Willow Creek, CA.
If your not familiar with Willow Creek, then your a normal person.
If you do know what Willow Creek is famous for, you don't have a girlfriend, but you do get turned on by the photo below.

Single, Black Female, 7'6",
like's playing "hard to get"

Willow Creek, is the #1 Bigfoot hotspot in the world.  Its a few miles south of where the famous Patterson Gimlin footage was filmed.  More sightings occur here than any other place on earth.
So basically I'm using my vacation to walk around the woods of the Pacific Northwest staring at tree's and feeling like I'm "Being Watched."
My mom faked her enthusiasm.  "Ohhh, your still going on that Bigfoot trip" 
Like most people, I'm sure she thought I was joking, but people should know by now that my jokes aren't that funny!

*if you email me at chrisgehrtcomedy@gmail.com by 12/28 with your mailing address. I'll send you a postcard from Willow Creek.

After I make contact with the creature using the bait below. I drive down to San Francisco for the Niners game on 12/30.

One box for me,  one for the squatch!  We can split the Bugles.

I love "Fudge Rounds", and they are always hard to find. So I stocked up. Anyways,  ..
The 49ers got a big game on 12/30 since they lost to Seattle tonight.  They gotta win this game against Arizona to clinch the division. If they lose, the only thing that will keep me from dying is the fact that I will be there with a photo of a Bigfoot in my pocket.
But they wont lose.

Guarding the presents.

So if you are one of the 10 people that actually read this website  (and I sincerely appreciate it that you do!) and you happen to live in the Portland area, stop on by one of the shows listed below and say hi.  If not, I should be putting a bunch of cool pictures and videos up in the next few days. (Comedy shows, Portlandia filming locations, Willow Creek stuff, etc.)
So stay tuned!  Happy Holidays!

Curious Comedy show
Thursday, 12/275225 NE Martin Luther King Blvd
Portland, OR
8:00pm

Gypsy Restaurant
Thursday, 12/27625 NW 21st Ave
Portland, OR
9:30pm – late